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Little Genie  |  SKU: AP91802

Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2 lbs.

$51.30
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Wash before and after each use with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner, then let it dry fully. Use water-based lube with silicone toys. Store toys in a clean pouch, apart from other toys.

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About the Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2 lbs.

Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of... well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! That's right, folks 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!

Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks  the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politician's convention, and they're all sour enough to make your face pucker like you've just seen your grandma naked.

But wait, there's more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:

  • Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
  • Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just aren't enough anymore)
  • Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers' reactions

So, whether you're looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.

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Shopping with ThirdLust

How will my order be packaged?
In a plain box or mailer with no logos, product names or hints about what is inside. The product packaging stays inside the outer box. How shipping works.
What will my bank statement say?
A neutral business name, not the name of an adult store. Order and shipping emails use plain subject lines.
Which lube should I use with this?
Water-based lube is safe with every toy material and with condoms. Silicone lube lasts longer but can damage silicone toys, so save it for glass, metal and hard plastic. Shop water-based lube.
Can I return it?
Intimate products follow hygiene rules, so eligibility depends on the item and its condition. See the return policy or call 800-618-6053 before you order if you are unsure.