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Fuck Water Original H2O .3oz Packet (100/Box)

$333.80
  • Water-based
  • Paraben-free
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Care and lube tips

Wash before and after each use with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner, then let it dry fully. Use water-based lube with silicone toys. Store toys in a clean pouch, apart from other toys.

Returns

Intimate products follow hygiene rules, so eligibility depends on the item and its condition. Read the return policy or call 800-618-6053 before ordering if you are unsure.

The details

About the Fuck Water Original H2O .3oz Packet (100/Box)

Display contains 100 x 0.3 oz. packets of Fuck Water Original H2O.When spit and courage aren't enough... Made with food grade preservatives and free of parabens and glycerin, Fuck Water is one of the safest lubricants on the market. The thick white-colored water-based formula stays where you put it and is easy to clean up. You'll probably buy it first for the name, then you'll buy it again because you liked it. Made of only premium ingredients, Fuck Water is the perfect wingman. Whether you’re going out on the town or staying in alone, you’re never flying solo with Fuck Water at your side. Because it’s glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It’s long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It’s also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you’re always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, Fuck Water is the only wingman you need. Fuck Water is a water-based lube that contains the silicone ingredient dimethicone. It is latex-friendly but may react with some silicone toys. Before using Fuck Water with your favourite silicone toy, please do a spot-test on the bottom or base of the toy.Ingredients: Water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone, Hydroxypropyl Cellulose, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, Gluconolactone.
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Shopping with ThirdLust

How will my order be packaged?
In a plain box or mailer with no logos, product names or hints about what is inside. The product packaging stays inside the outer box. How shipping works.
What will my bank statement say?
A neutral business name, not the name of an adult store. Order and shipping emails use plain subject lines.
Which lube should I use with this?
Water-based lube is safe with every toy material and with condoms. Silicone lube lasts longer but can damage silicone toys, so save it for glass, metal and hard plastic. Shop water-based lube.
Can I return it?
Intimate products follow hygiene rules, so eligibility depends on the item and its condition. See the return policy or call 800-618-6053 before you order if you are unsure.