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Candyprints  |  SKU: AP92297

Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons 5pk

$25.89
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Wash before and after each use with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner, then let it dry fully. Use water-based lube with silicone toys. Store toys in a clean pouch, apart from other toys.

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The details

About the Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons 5pk

Turn the next ordinary party into a fucking high class function with the Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares.

Specially made for those with a great sense of humor that enjoys a good laugh on their special day, this line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the "official line of adult-themed disposable paper products of 2022". 

This beautifully patterned line of tableware and playful dcor features 5 high quality 11-inch Middle Finger Confetti-Filled balloons. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, confetti, candles, plates and more! 

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How will my order be packaged?
In a plain box or mailer with no logos, product names or hints about what is inside. The product packaging stays inside the outer box. How shipping works.
What will my bank statement say?
A neutral business name, not the name of an adult store. Order and shipping emails use plain subject lines.
Which lube should I use with this?
Water-based lube is safe with every toy material and with condoms. Silicone lube lasts longer but can damage silicone toys, so save it for glass, metal and hard plastic. Shop water-based lube.
Can I return it?
Intimate products follow hygiene rules, so eligibility depends on the item and its condition. See the return policy or call 800-618-6053 before you order if you are unsure.