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Simply Pleasure Ltd  |  SKU: NP92962

Me You Us UltraCock Sex Machine

$1,205.00
  • Suction cup
Plain boxNo logos or product names
Discreet billingNeutral name on statement
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Real people800-618-6053

Discreet shipping

Your order ships in a plain box or mailer with no logos or product names. Your statement shows a neutral business name. How shipping works.

Care and lube tips

Wash before and after each use with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner, then let it dry fully. Use water-based lube with silicone toys. Store toys in a clean pouch, apart from other toys.

Returns

Intimate products follow hygiene rules, so eligibility depends on the item and its condition. Read the return policy or call 800-618-6053 before ordering if you are unsure.

The details

About the Me You Us UltraCock Sex Machine

With its positionable design, you have the power to finely tune angles and height of the machine, as it raises, lowers and inclines with ease, as you please. The adjustable telescopic distance, ranging from 3 to 15cm, offers a tailored experience that allows you to control the depth and speed of the thrusts.Navigate the intensity with the wired dial controller, which allows you to adjust the telescopic speed to your preference. The suction cup dildo attachment, along with reinforcing C-rings, ensures stability.This machine comes with a 6 inch dildo to kickstart your exploration, and is compatible with all suction cup-based dildos, offering endless possibilities for your pleasure.
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Shopping with ThirdLust

How will my order be packaged?
In a plain box or mailer with no logos, product names or hints about what is inside. The product packaging stays inside the outer box. How shipping works.
What will my bank statement say?
A neutral business name, not the name of an adult store. Order and shipping emails use plain subject lines.
Which lube should I use with this?
Water-based lube is safe with every toy material and with condoms. Silicone lube lasts longer but can damage silicone toys, so save it for glass, metal and hard plastic. Shop water-based lube.
Can I return it?
Intimate products follow hygiene rules, so eligibility depends on the item and its condition. See the return policy or call 800-618-6053 before you order if you are unsure.

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