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Mommy Drinks Because You Cry – Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Stress Relief

$29.85
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About the Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

The adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments moms have to themselves, they can enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection is paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from I child-proofed my house, but they still get in, to Home is where the vodka is. Includes 30 tear-out drawings.

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