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Swear Word Coloring Book

$31.50
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About the Swear Word Coloring Book

This hilarious collection of profanities and uncouth sayings are paired with amusing illustrations to color and display. Embrace the calming activity of coloring with the therapeutic process of cursing like a sailor. Each hysterical design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift-giving and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring book will soothe away the stress of the day, uncensored!

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Can I return it?
Intimate products follow hygiene rules, so eligibility depends on the item and its condition. See the return policy or call 800-618-6053 before you order if you are unsure.

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