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Hachette  |  SKU: AP40081

The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish

$37.00
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About the The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish

Playing off The Wheels on the Bus, this nursery rhyme book from a founder of Drag Queen Story Hour is a fun, freewheeling celebration of being your most fabulous self.

The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish encourages readers to boldly be exactly who they are. Written by a founding member of the nationally recognized Drag Queen Story Hour (DQSH), this playful picture book offers a quirky twist on a classic nursery rhyme by illustrating all of the ways to work it. The story plays off The Wheels on the Bus as it follows a drag queen who performs her routine in front of an awestruck audience. A fun frenzy of fierceness, this book will appeal to readers of all ages.

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