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The Little Big Penis Book - Informative Guide and Fun Adult Reading

$43.60
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About the The Little Big Penis Book

Sirs begins the missive from our imaginary correspondent. Its not that I dont love your original Big Penis Book, but that, perhaps, I love it too much. I now become anxious leaving the house without it, and long business trips are simply torture. Couldnt you make a smaller, less obtrusive edition, still packed with men whose generative members measure over 8 inches, that doesnt form a suspiciously large bulge in my carry-on luggage? And while youre at it, could you make it highly affordable, since my pockets are as shallow as this premise?

Done! The Big Penis Book features over 150 massively endowed models from the 1940s through the 90s, including photos by Bob Mizer of AMG, David Hurles of Old Reliable, Rip Colt of Colt Studio, Craig Calvin Anderson of Sierra Domino, Hal Roth of Filmco, Jim Jaeger of Third World Studios, Falcon Studios, Mike Arlen, Fred Bisonnes, Carlos Quiroz, and Charles Hovland in a compact and inexpensive format.

Photos come not just from the original overstuffed 384-page edition, but from subsequent Big Penis Calendars, meaning that 30% of the content is unique to this edition. Add a reduced text to make more room for the stunning black-and-white and color photos and how could anyone?big, small, or just right?ask for a better deal?

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Intimate products follow hygiene rules, so eligibility depends on the item and its condition. See the return policy or call 800-618-6053 before you order if you are unsure.